1Time for some light relief. Three golfers used to argue about whether there is golf in heaven. They agreed that the first one to die would come back and let the others know. Next weekend sadly, one of them died. No more was heard until a few weeks later when he joined his earthly companions at the 16th hole.
"Well, tell us, is there golf in heaven?", they eagerly enquired.
"Do you want the good news first or the bad news first?" the apparition said.
"The good news first", they agreed.
"OK. The good news is that there is golf in heaven".
"Brilliant, what could possibly be bad news knowing that?">
Came the reply: "The bad news is you're both in a foursome on Saturday".